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Stoners are a creative bunch and we want to celebrate that with five of our favourite stoner inventions (although weâre pretty sure none of these have a patent). As a note â we know lots of people who smoke weed who are intelligent, we just think these inventions are funny.
Noodle Filter

Two great quotes come to mind when thinking of this invention.
- âNecessity is the mother of inventionâ â Plato, Republic, 375 BC
- âNow thatâs using your noodle.â Caffeine-n-K, Reddit, 2019
The sheer simplicity is what makes this so ingenious. Itâs just a little bit of pasta â nothing more, nothing less. Yet, it holds so much power in desperate times.
If youâre feeling⌠adventurous⌠You could save all your used noodle filters and have a resin pasta. Do we suggest this? No. Will it get you high? Maybe.
Bottle rain guard

Letâs pretend the common umbrella doesnât exist. Or the brimmed hat. Or any type of shelter.Â
Imagine itâs raining, youâre cold, your clothes are getting drenched and it sucks. An ancient neurological pathway goes off in your brain. Your lizard brain is awakening and your survival instincts kick in. Suddenly, as if out of total instinct, a single, poignant and clear thought comes to your brain.
âI wish I was high.â
Enter the bottle rain guard or as we like to call it, âThe Bluntbrellaâ. Reddit user PoschMeister pioneered this essential device that could sit among other iconic tools like the hammer, knife and the axe. We believe every survival kit deserves to have one of these devices in it, if you canât comfortably smoke weed in the rain, how are you going to survive?
PB & J Pancake Tacos

So elegant, yet so simple. A perfect combination with only one change: the vessel delivering the PB & J is a pancake wrapped like a taco.
The burning question on our mind is: do you eat it for breakfast or lunch? yet, we all know the answer is â1 AM after 6 episodes of Chefâs Table and 3 bowlsâ.
The Cross Joint

âThis. Is. The future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. Itâs rumoured that M. M. OâShaughnessy d